Monday, 31 December 2012

1. Emeritus Professor Peter Higgs will grow a beard.
2. Dr Karen H. Beard will find ecological significance in the bearded clam.
3. Professor Slavoj Žižek will discover Grecian 2000.

4. Young Beard of November 2012, Dr Alan Goddard, will enjoy his new appointment at the University of Lincoln.

5. Professor Arvind Krishna Mehrotra and Oxford Professor of Poetry Geoffrey Hill will finally get to fight it out in a poetry competition atop Mount Doom.


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